L-Shaped Limo

L!
Shaped!
Uppercase L
Upperclass limo
L-Shaped Limousine!
An L-shaped limo
On O-shaped wheels
When I'm in between 'em
I love how it feels
When we turn right we scoop up street signs and mailboxes
We drive around all night till we're left feeling nauseous.
Going thru Popeyes is like moving a couch
Up five flights of stairs in a four-story house
Suicide doors at the elbow entrance
Find four Scions? Life-size Tetris!
We only take the L on the way to the gig.
Take up four lanes on the Highway to H-E-Double Limo Sticks.
L!
Shaped!
Limo!
Uppercase L
Upperclass limo
L-shaped limousine.
The limo was a gift from our good friend, Ghandi.
Not that Ghandi...
Talkin' Mahatma Ghandi!
When we first got the limo the front wheels were vertical
The back were horizontal so we drove in circles.
The Pep Boys rolled thru fixed it up fast
Put a lavender scented tree up on the dash
Installed a fan in the front and a fan at the bend
So the lavender scent could reach the L at the end
Our vanity plates say LL Bean.
Which we all know stands for Limo Limo Bean.
L!
Shaped!
Limo!
Uppercase L
Upperclass limo
L-shaped limousine.
So Jay Leno calls us, he wants to buy the limo.
We say the L stands for limo, it doesn't stand for Leno.
So Leno calls us back, he changed his name to Jay Limo.
Does the Jay stand for Jerk?
Cause we're not selling you our limo.
So we hang up the phone
Goodbye Jerk Limo!
L-shaped limo
on O-shaped wheels
when I'm in between 'em
WE JUST SPELLED LIMO
L!
Shaped!
Limo!
Uppercase L
Upperclass Limo
L-shaped limousine!



Credits
Writer(s): Alex Kagy, John Macgregor, Zack Barker
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