Mrs. Dimartinez

Mrs. Dimartinez teaches yoga in the park.
She puts rose petals in her water bottle
She got it from a Home & Garden magazine.
She caps her class-size at 15.
Same number of students as when she taught middle school math.
She taught us middle school math
Still teaches middle school math.
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For someone who wrote us up every time we were late,
She sure is flexible
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She'll move your mat next to hers if you don't participate.
She's still got principles.
Mrs. Dimartinez waits tables at McCormick & Schmicks
She wears a 'My Teacher's A Hero' button
She got it from a Home & Button magazine.
She enforces indoor voices at the table.
And moves your seat if you eat off each other's plates.
She'll keep you after dessert
See me after dessert.
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For someone who would not allow snacking in her class,
She sure is hospitable.
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She won't accept your tips if you don't show your work.
She's still got principles.
Mrs. Dimartinez is a rookie on the Mets.
She'll be starting pitcher in the post-season
I read it in a Home & Baseball magazine.
She taunts the A's by calling them the F's.
Mike Piazza's parents chaperone away games.
When she takes the mound she walks out to this song.
Mrs. Dimartinez works 47 jobs.
She's every tri-state Santa and she's the real Santa Clause.
She's a Dungeness Crab catcher and Seth Rogen's writing partner.
She's an oral surgeon, and she's the green M&M.
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Tax season comes, she crashes the system at H&R Block
The same one where she works security.
Mrs Dimartinez is a full-time mom.
But that doesn't pay anything so at night she drives for Lyft.