Sex, Monkeys, And Rock and Roll

Do you feel the need to feel alive?
Have you been turned to drugs and crime?
We offer you a remedy
We call ourselves The Sex Monkeys
We'll play one note and everyone will cum
We'll provide a rush you just can't get from rum
You'll love our stuff; Just call and ask your mom
You'll get so worked up, we'll be begging you to calm
This is not a fucking dream
Let me hear you fucking scream

1! 2! 3! 4!
Sex Monkeys are at your door!
5! 6! 7! 8!
Your congressman will be irate!
1! 2! 3! 4!
Sex Monkeys have the floor!
5! 6! 7! 8!
Your dog and cat will fornicate!
9! 10! 11! 12!
Sex Monkeys will play in hell!

Have your mom and dad been bugging you?
Are you sick of hearing nothing new?
Are you blue balled musically?
We'll fix that up happily
Let's send regards to the president and pope
Let them take a break from finding girls and kids to grope
Raise the monkey flag and turn on the monkey show
Arm the monkey cannons and get on the monkey boat
Let's begin the brainwashing
Turn you all to Sex Monkeys!

1! 2! 3! 4!
Sex Monkeys are at your door!
5! 6! 7! 8!
Your congressman will be irate!
1! 2! 3! 4!
Sex Monkeys have the floor!
5! 6! 7! 8!
Your dog and cat will fornicate!
9! 10! 11! 12!
Sex Monkeys will play in hell!



Credits
Writer(s): Calvin Feustel
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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