Stiffler's Mom

I went outside the other day
To shovel the snow in my driveway
I grabbed a spade
Hoped and prayed that she might stop and wave
(Please mommy)
I can see from here
She's marching my way
Like a hundred-man brigade
As I debate what to say
Hey. oh
Where did all my thoughts go?
When she stopped to check me out
My head was spinning round and round
Hey, oh
My expectations were low
What's this feeling all about?
I can feel it in my head
As my chest pounds
Hey there, how's it going
What's your name?
Cause you keep passing by
And messing with my brain
But you stopped here for a reason
To arrange this fateful meeting
The mister's gone
For plenty long
So what have you been meaning to say
To make plans for today
While the man has gone away
Lets go inside
Your sweet abide
I'll make it all okay
Hey. oh
Where did all my thoughts go?
When she stopped to check me out
My head was spinning round and round
Hey, oh
My expectations were low
What's this feeling all about?
I can feel it in my head
As my chest pounds