Tengo Estándares

If there were anybody I would risk
Having an accidental kid with
It would be you
But preferably no one
But if I didn't have a choice it would be you
Can we change the subject?
This is a really weird way of saying I'd be fine
With having sex

Does Nike still run sweat shops?
'Cause I'm kInd of in need of a job
Will do anything to get me out of this slump
Except work in retail

Does anybody have a place for me to stay
Been living in my car
As long as you're on a beachfront, on a bay
I'll consider it

If there were anybody I would risk
Having an accidental kid with

Does anyone want to go out with me
Like I said I look like I'm fourteen
But I'm looking for someone who is in between
The ages of twenty two and nineteen
(Not a very big age gap)

Not a very big age gap, I know
Was about to address that
Being scitzofrenic as an artist must have its hiccups
Gotta always be telling yourself to shut the (hic) up

Pretty sure I got abandonment issues
And I got a really niche appearance
Not alot of girls looking out for that
Will personality get me a text back?
(Probably not)

Been ghosted so many times
I don't even want to try
So I will just curl up and cry
And keep swiping left 'til I die
'Cause if I know myself
I am not into whites
If I did have a type
It might be Aphrodite
'Cause my standards are high
Will be searching my whole life
Caught in the middle of this zeitgeist
Where biracial couples get the limelight
Honestly considering that I might
Have to move south just to be
Around colors that I like

Si hubiera alguien con quien
Me arriesgaría a concebir
Accidentalmente un hijo
Serías tú
Serías tú