The Mel and Junior Stand - Live at Smith's Alternative, Canberra, 2020

It's late at night, south Curtin oval
Me and two mates gonna be antisocial
Wanna cover the toilet block in some graffiti
Got my spray can, should be really easy

But it's really dark as I hold the paint bottle
Can't see where, I'm aiming the nozzle
I point the can at the toilet block
Straightaway, I receive a rude shock

I got paint, paint all over my face
I got paint, paint all over the place
There's more paint, paint on my right hand
Then paint, paint on the Mel and Junior Stand

The nozzle was pointed right at my hand
My hand covered in paint, not what I'd planned
I dropped the can and wiped my face
My cheek smudged with paint, my laughing mates

I got paint, paint all over my face
I got paint, paint all over the place
There's more paint, paint on my right hand
Then paint, paint on the Mel and Junior Stand

I picked up the can to try once more
To paint the bare wall unlike before
I thought I had the aim perfect this time, but then
Can you believe it, I did it again?

I got paint, paint all over my face
I got paint, paint all over the place
There's more paint, paint on my right hand
Then paint, paint on the Mel and Junior Stand

I got paint, paint all over my face
I got paint, paint all over the place
There's more paint, paint on my right hand
Then paint, paint on the Mel and Junior Stand