The Miller Line - Live at The Basement, Canberra, 2020

The Miller Line
If you ever find yourself in the USA
Somewhere between New York and LA
And you need to know some information
Sports results, sit-com facts, your next destination
Buy yourself a can of Miller beer
The help you need, you'll find right here
Because everything's going to be just fine
If you call the Miller Line.

If you can't think of something and it's giving you the shits
Call 1800-Miller-6
They'll give you the answer lickety-split
Call 1800-Miller-6
They tell it like it is without dodgy gimmicks
Call 1800-Miller-6
Service with a smile and no melodramatics
Call 1800-Miller-6

For the latest Miller product for you alcoholics?
Call 1800-Miller-6
If you need the phone number for some drug trial clinics
Call 1800-Miller-6
If prank calls are how you get your kicks
Call 1800-Miller-6
To hear the latest banging dance remix
Call 1800-Miller-6

Coz it's Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Time
To call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line
Coz it's Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Time
To call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line
If you need some help, it's your best lifeline
Call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line

If you need to know how to spell prophylactics
Call 1800-Miller-6
Call 1800-Miller-6
To settle a dispute about DC Comics
Call 1800-Miller-6
The Miller Line, it's the dog's bollocks
Call 1800-Miller-6

Coz it's Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Time
To call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line
Coz it's Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Time
To call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line
If you need some help, it's your best lifeline
Call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line

Just ask your question to the operator
There's Jane, and Carl and Blain

Coz it's Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Time
To call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line
Coz it's Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Time
To call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line
If you need some help, it's your best lifeline
Call the Mill-mill-mill-mill Miller Line

It's Miller Time
To call the Miller Line
It's Miller Time
To call the Miller Line

If you need to get your Miller Beer fix
Call 1800-Miller-6
If you wanna have a chat about your favourite topic
Call 1800-Miller-6
If you need to know what's the best cake-mix
Call 1800-Miller-6
If you're seeing ghosts and apparitions
Call 1800 ...
Well, I don't know, man...
If you're seeing ghosts and apparitions
You're probably better off calling the Ghostbusters.
But for everything else, call the Miller Line
On 1800-Miller-6