Airpod Freak

This song goes out
To all the Airpod freaks of the world
You're nasty
And we love you for it
Cha, cha, chick, chick, boom

At the top of the charts I'm your doom
Slaying the waves, we gonna rise
When we put you in the tomb
It'll be a surprise when you look at your demise
Mmmm, No

Airpod Freak
Go touch some grass
Stop sitting on your ass
Airpod freak seven days a week
You seek the next craze
Stunned, you can't even speak

Airpod Freak you know she gets nasty
In the ears, in the nose, in the eye cavity
Dress me up like Scooby-Dooby-Doo
Goddamn (rehehehee)
The three amigos are we
Cause she only does it with three
Wealth redistribution is the best way to end poverty

Damn, you're freaky girl
You're about to make me scream
My clothes unfurl
Your strap-on is all that I see
You dominate my life
I call you mom
Mommy milkers just for me
Pull me to bed
You make my knees go weak

Airpod Freak
Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha
Airpod Freak
Insert Fortnite dance
Airpod Freak
Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha
Airpod Freak
Insert Fortnite dance

Airpod soldier and I'll fold her back if she'll let me
Of course, she'll be ready
Wetter than spaghetti
Bending over cheeks held steady

Put on the skirt
I'll feel the hurt
I'll be her woman
If she likes to flirt
Radio waves
Making her day
She'll put my ass in a grave

All these Airpod Freaks
Gathering in all these streets
And Lord knows I wanna say no but I can't
These Airpod Freaks are all up in my sheets
These Airpod Freaks won't let me go to sleep
These Airpod Freaks can't say no to my big D yuh

Airpod Freak
Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha
Airpod Freak
Insert Fortnite dance
Airpod Freak
Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha
Airpod Freak
Insert Fortnite dance

You text me to come to your room
You'll play like a switch and you'll let me play Doom
You go to your bed
The game is up
You know that it's time to fuck

Snap my dick like a glow stick
Watch it glow as I take a quick pic
Of you pegging me when with your thick dick
Eye contact and kisses you'll be eating my cum like it's a Nesquik

I'm a consumer
Thrift store looter
Only fans viewer
At my Femboy Hooters
A holy week
Make you a freak
Fuck my bussy like I'm Greek

Airpod Freak
Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha
Airpod Freak
Insert Fortnite dance
Airpod Freak
Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha
Airpod Freak
Insert Fortnite dance

Airpod freak you know what it means
Delete the fascists through dubious means
To the mommies and the dommies and subs
And the people in between
You tried to dethrone us huh
We'll do it like we told you son
Sit the fuck down before we clap those cheeks
You'll be stumbling for a week

Through the fire and flames, we will rise to the top
There ain't no way we are gonna stop
We will sing for them and we'll sing for all
But no matter what we love you all
Taco pass goes hard with the freaks
You know they like it messy but neat
For ten dollars a month a taco per day
This isn't sponsored I'll swear on my grave