Shitpost

*Choas
Aye shut the fuck up he's about to record

This a shitpost
Hottest in the room bouta do the most
Shitting in the bathrooms from coast to coast (transatlantic)
People yelling at me like you are toast

My bowels are fine and the movements are normal
I'll attend an event and its business formal (fresh cut)
I'm extremely hungry and everyone can tell
I'm finna leave this bitch and get some taco bell

Dammit I ran out of toilet paper how will I fair
(Hey do you need anything in there?)
Someone's here to help just my luck
Yeah I need two girls and possibly a cup

I was cooking for my friend and I told him a fib
He thought the food was fine but there was a laxative
He trusted me and took a big ol' bite
He ran away and had a stinky out of sight

This a shit post
I'm finna break a window
Lookin' at these hoes
They be giving skin shows

And this a shitshow
We only make the big dough
Quiero hacerte
Como un gato lindo

My friend can't even shit
They call him loco loco
My bitch she take a hit
She saying もっともっと (Motto Motto)

Like get off on my dick
I'm making all these hits
Lil' shaft he kinda thick
You know we never quit

I keep saying this a shitpost
They call me Chris Mclean like I'm the host
I gotta shit if I make it It'll be close
It ended up bad like family guy Louis (Heh... Peter)

I'm about to nuke the world
Gonna make noise hairs curl
The process of shitting is gonna make me hurl

I'm gonna feel the pain
I'm gonna shit in my pants
I'm gonna die in vain
I'm gonna put them in a trance

The ruler of the new world
Bow down to your master
When I let this west wind blow
You'll be running faster

Like the wicked witch of the west
She a bastard
gassed up on lean
I got everything mastered

Call me a shitter I got that reputation
Skid marks, Biggest britches of this generation.
Call me Covid I ran out of Toilet paper
You'll be such a hater
When I shit my pants player

I just got home coming from school
I gotta shit or there'll be a mess

I sprint for the bathroom and open the door
A big black man stares at me right in the core
I run away yelling I'm not a whore
He's on my ass claiming that'll I'll be sore

(I bet you like that)



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