Everybody's Rich

Everybody's rich now my dear,
I don't know if I made myself clear
Stocks are flying high in the sky
Oh my, oh my!

Darling, Everybody's rich!
Now I won't be everybody's bitch

I used to work in an office job,
My boss was such a big fat slob
But now I'm headed to the promised land,
And I'll be making my very own brand

Darling, Everybody's rich!
Now everyone will be my bitch

I'll only jerk off on unmarked dollar bills,
And I'll always be on the looking out for a new thrill
I might buy a toilet that can clean my ass,
While I drink champagne from a fancy glass

Darling everybody's rich!
Especially me, because I got the best pitch

I lost my house and my wife today
Loan shark came and broke my legs on the way
But do not worry honey,
I know how to get easy money

Darling, everybody's rich!
And now I'm back being everyone's bitch

My butt hurts and my mouth is always full
I feel rammed by Wall Street's bull
Maybe I should buy crypto, the next big thing
I'm only eighty-four I can still do anything



Credits
Writer(s): Dario Bolzani
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