Zachary Sponge McGillicuddy (Live at Jessie's Taco Shack)

I guess I already know
Thirty years later
What do we have to show?
No passion
No love
No lust or care
Why did we think this was something to bear?

I think about him every day
I still wonder if there's a way
To be with him instead of you
This guy from the gym I hardly knew

Zachary Sponge McGillicuddy
He said he'd be my workout buddy
He said he was my life coach, but he never showed up
Zachary Sponge McGillicuddy
In his hands, I was like putty
He said he'd come back with my heart, but he never came back

We stayed married for the kids
We couldn't fail, God forbid
Apathy
Coldness
We modeled all this
Why can't we admit there has never been bliss?

I think about him all the time
Although he never really was mine
Sometimes I still can hear his voice
He told me heaven was my choice

Zachary Sponge McGillicuddy
He said he'd be my workout buddy
He said he was my life coach, but he never showed up
Zachary Sponge McGillicuddy
He made me give him all my money
He took my savings and my heart and with it he ran

Searching for Zachary
Haunting the facility
Searching for Zachary
Searching for Zachary
Haunting the facility
Searching for Zachary

Zachary Sponge McGillicuddy
He said he'd be my workout buddy
He said he was my life coach, but he never showed up
Zachary Sponge McGillicuddy
In his hands, I was like putty
He took my savings and my heart, and with it, he ran