And She Totally Wanted To Have Sex With Me
I was riding my skateboard around town
When I totally bailed
But only 'cause I wasn't wearing the right shoes
Otherwise I would've nailed
So I woke up in
The E.R. room
My head was broken
I could smell the nurse's perfume
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
I went to get a spicy burrito
At my favorite restaurant
It was packed with so much guacamole
At the end it fell apart
So the girl there said
"I'm gonna re-wrap this"
And she dumped all the
Filling into another tortilla
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
There were some people standing on the corner
Their sign said "anything helps"
I saw they had three kids and a puppy
So I reached for my wallet
I handed the mom three five dollar bills
I pointed to Starbucks
And told her to go get a cheese wrap
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
When I totally bailed
But only 'cause I wasn't wearing the right shoes
Otherwise I would've nailed
So I woke up in
The E.R. room
My head was broken
I could smell the nurse's perfume
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
I went to get a spicy burrito
At my favorite restaurant
It was packed with so much guacamole
At the end it fell apart
So the girl there said
"I'm gonna re-wrap this"
And she dumped all the
Filling into another tortilla
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
There were some people standing on the corner
Their sign said "anything helps"
I saw they had three kids and a puppy
So I reached for my wallet
I handed the mom three five dollar bills
I pointed to Starbucks
And told her to go get a cheese wrap
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
And she totally
Wanted to have sex with me
Credits
Writer(s): Jessie Oravec
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Other Album Tracks
- Pissing and Shitting
- Zachary Sponge McGillicuddy (Live at Jessie's Taco Shack)
- Gragzli (Live at the Screaming Weasel)
- Crawling Around on the Floor of the Party Bus
- And She Totally Wanted To Have Sex With Me
- I Hardly Use It At All, Really
- I Shouldn't Have Brought It Up (Live at Frogston's Frog Legs)
- Sea of Diarrhea
- Self Care
- Dr. Enrique's Blondness Contest (Live at FrogSoar)
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