Dr. Enrique's Blondness Contest (Live at FrogSoar)

Who has the lightest hair?
Who wears what she's told to wear?
Who wants to play a game?
A game whose name is

Dr. Enrique's Blondness Contest
All the contestants
Stand on the table, the doctor looks and
Then says who has the blondest hair in the room

I was gonna shave my head for
Cancer support but everybody told me
I had to keep it
'Cause my hair is so blonde
And it's just so pretty
It would be a shame to
Miss out on

Dr. Enrique's Blondness Contest
All the contestants
Stand on the table, the doctor looks and
Then says who has the blondest hair in the room

The most fun game at the party
Created by Dr. Enrique
The only that I wish I could change
Is that the chairs weren't so hard to arrange

At Dr. Enrique's Blondness Contest
I know I can win
If I can just show Dr. Enrique
That I have the blondest hair in the room



Credits
Writer(s): Jessie Oravec
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