Slow Roast

It's your boy, Floyd Doykins
A.K.A Father French Press
The Deacon of the Dark Roast
Savior of the Second Crack
The Macchiato Messiah

Praise and glory be
To the all mighty coffee bean
With caffeine to uplift your spirits and give you wings
You see, there is nowhere you cannot go
When you allow the slow roast into your soul

Back up off me
I haven't had my coffee
Back up off of me
I haven't had my coffee
Back up off of me
I haven't had my coffee
I'm mean without my beans
Cause a scene if you keep talking

Wake up
Stiff cup
No decaf
We don't need that
Pour it way up to the tip
Burning my lip with my very first sip
Religious with it
It'd be blasphemy for me to forget it
Mug made right when I wake
Cause people be all in my face any minute

Not a day goes
Without my slow roast
Need my cappuccino
Fill up my cup with Joe

Mean without my bean
Deliver me from this misery
Patience and grace achieved
When I place faith and belief in the caffeine
In the name of The Pot, The Mug, the Holy Roast
I pray that you help with the day
And give me the strength
To deal with the things I hate the most

I don't be starting my day just any way
I got a whole pot to make
(Straight to the face)
The grinds give me the patience
Caffeinated before I can take it
One cup after another
Whenever my cup runneth over
Serenity is given to me
By the Holy Bean Trinity

Back up off me
I haven't had my coffee
Back up off of me
I haven't had my coffee
Back up off of me
I haven't had my coffee I'm mean without my beans
Cause a scene if you keep talking

Back up off me
I haven't had my coffee
Back up off of me
I haven't had my coffee
Back up off of me
I haven't had my coffee I'm mean without my beans
Cause a scene if you keep talking



Credits
Writer(s): Floyd Doykins
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