Patent Pending

Hey Joyce, call those shysters
While I type 'em a letter

Thank you for calling the Patent Pending Office
For hours and operations, please press one
For patent status, press two
And if this Floyd Doykins, please stop calling
Your patents are still pending

(I've been working on some thangs)
I've been working on a few things (just a few things)
Trying to pursue dreams
(I've been working on some thangs)
Writing emails and letters to the government
Trying to convince them
But my patent still pending

Just the other day
I thought hey, it would be great
If I could change the way my cum sprays
A little plastic tip I could slip in my dick
So when I blow it doesn't shoot
It gently squirts a mist
In addition to this
It's signature will be a knob
That's miniature to lower your globs temperature
You pay to upgrade and download an app
We can place a tiny chip at the base of your shaft
So you can hear sound fx when you get erect
And when you blow a load
Play any noise you select
Choose the color of your cum
Have it taste like bubblegum
Even make the smells change
I been working on some thangs

(I've been working on some thangs)
I've been working on a few things (just a few things)
Trying to pursue dreams
(I've been working on some thangs)
Writing emails and letters to the government
Trying to convince them
But my patent still pending

I've been working real late in the lab
Trying to change the way that we all take craps
A tiny pill you can plug in your ass
So it smells great when you poop or you pass gas
And I'm developing a gelatin
Once a day medicine
Spread it extra thin on your scrotum skin
Apply liberally for sixty weeks
Consistency is key
Then your sack will be completely wrinkle free (Smooth as eggs)
You could buy that all from me for really cheap
Extended warranties, no hidden fees
And we'll protect your privacy
But the a FDA told me no way
So write em new letters everyday
Cause I been working on some thangs

(I've been working on some thangs)
I've been working on a few things (just a few things)
Trying to pursue dreams
(I've been working on some thangs)
Writing emails and letters to the government
Trying to convince them
But my patent still pending

Shit, we gon' call they ass again tomorrow