The Karin Ann Phillips Song

Karin Ann Phillips is a doofus
She goes to a school in Delaware
She is searching the web for hidden knowledge
But she's confused, naive, and unaware

Karin had to find some answers
For a class at the University
So she went to her favorite search engine
And typed in "chocolate", "research", and "mem-o-reeee"

The websites Karin saw were a-plenty
Most of them involving sex and teens
But some of them looked much more fulfilling
Even though she doesn't know what research means

Karin didn't pay attention to the content
Some of them were quite irrelevant
While some had information which was useful
Karin didn't think before she went... and... she

E-mailed every site which matched her web search
Without regard to topicality
Even to some guys in Palo Alto
Who wondered how she got into Delaware's university

So here's where Miss Phillips gets her answer
Though why she asked us we do not know
"University" isn't spelled the way you tried to
And "discussed" should have three esses -but not all in a row

Everyone will surely now remember
A web search must be done with thought and care
Blindly sending email like Karin Phillips
Will get you laughed at in the U of Delaware
She attends classes at the U of Delaware
That's Karen Phillips of the U of Delaware