The Sandwich Song

I've got bread
I've got cheese
I've got a sandwich
With no mold

I've got bread
I've got cheese
I've got a sandwich
With some mold

I've got mayonnaise
I've got mustard
I've got everything
That I know of

And it's good
It tastes good
It's the best
That I've had

...if I had lettuce
It'd be better
But I can't think what to say

And ... and
Ummmm ... ketchup
But the ketchup's
Not there

I had bean sprouts
But they ... they died
Cuz I didn't eat them
For four days

And ... and
I dropped my stick
Mustard mastered ketchup
Anything you want
It's good

I got mustard
I got ketchup
I got mayonnaise
I got a sandwich
I got angry
I broke the refrigerator
And I'm really
Feeling bad

I got mustard ... ketchup ... mayonnaise
Spammmmmmm!
But it's better



Credits
Writer(s): Russ Haines, Steve Rubin
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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