The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) [Barn Dance Edit]

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

It's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude you know
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerves

Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo

It's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude come on,
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You're getting on my nerves

Everybody ropes, everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes, everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight

Disco sucks
Oh honey
What the hell did they do to my song anyway
Hahahahahaha
You see a lot of people coming up asking me
Saying hey, what the hell
Why does Johnny only have one ball
Well, you see the truth of it is
His ball is out in the middle of a farmers field
As the result of a tragic farming accident

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

It's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude, you know,
you piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerve

Everybody ropes, everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes, everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight



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Writer(s): Gaye Delorme
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