The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) [Gallop Clean Radio Edit]

You see I figure it's about time to tell you all how this song got to be
You see I'm playing this gig up in the middle of b*** f*** nowhere
Got to bed real late
Had some little fine a** filly sitting in the bed right next to me
You know the kind of girl that everybody ropes everybody rides on
Five o'clock in the morning I got woken up by all these d*** fiddle players
Crawled out of bed
Froze my a** off cause the g** d*** heater didn't work
So I figured I had to stay up
Write this song
Make some money
So I could buy some gas
And get my a** out of this g** d*** one horse town

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a f***
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
Come on you f****** d**** get your right steps right
Get off the stage you g** d*** dude you know
You p*** me off
You f****** j***
You get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his p***** in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
Come on you f****** d**** get your right steps right
Get off the stage you g** d*** dude come on
You p*** me off
You f****** j***
You're getting on my nerves

Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight

Disco sucks
Oh honey
What the h*** did they do to my song anyway
Hahahahahaha
You see a lot of people coming up asking me saying hey
What the h*** why does Johnny only have one ball
Well you see the truth of it is
His ball is out in the middle of a farmers field
As the result of a tragic farming accident

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a f***
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
Come on you f****** d**** get your right steps right
Get off the stage you g** d*** dude you know
You p*** me off
You f****** j***
You get on my nerve

Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight



Credits
Writer(s): Gaye Delorme
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