The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) [Gallop Explicit Radio Edit]
You see I figure it's about time to tell you all how this song got to be
You see I'm playing this gig up in the middle of butt fuck nowhere
Got to bed real late
Had some little fine ass filly sitting in the bed right next to me
You know the kind of girl that everybody ropes everybody rides on
Five o'clock in the morning I got woken up by all these damn fiddle players
Crawled out of bed
Froze my ass off cause the god damn heater didn't work
So I figured I had to stay up
Write this song
Make some money
So I could buy some gas
And get my ass out of this god damn one horse town
Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fucking dummy get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude you know
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fucking dummy get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude come on
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You're getting on my nerves
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Disco sucks
Oh honey
What the hell did they do to my song anyway
Hahahahahaha
You see a lot of people coming up asking me saying hey
What the hell why does Johnny only have one ball
Well you see the truth of it is
His ball is out in the middle of a farmers field
As the result of a tragic farming accident
Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fucking dummy get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude you know
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerve
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
You see I'm playing this gig up in the middle of butt fuck nowhere
Got to bed real late
Had some little fine ass filly sitting in the bed right next to me
You know the kind of girl that everybody ropes everybody rides on
Five o'clock in the morning I got woken up by all these damn fiddle players
Crawled out of bed
Froze my ass off cause the god damn heater didn't work
So I figured I had to stay up
Write this song
Make some money
So I could buy some gas
And get my ass out of this god damn one horse town
Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fucking dummy get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude you know
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fucking dummy get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude come on
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You're getting on my nerves
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Disco sucks
Oh honey
What the hell did they do to my song anyway
Hahahahahaha
You see a lot of people coming up asking me saying hey
What the hell why does Johnny only have one ball
Well you see the truth of it is
His ball is out in the middle of a farmers field
As the result of a tragic farming accident
Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fucking dummy get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude you know
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerve
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes
Everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Credits
Writer(s): Gaye Delorme
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Other Album Tracks
- The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) [Barn Dance Edit]
- The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) [Extended Lance Remix]
- The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) [Gallop Clean Radio Edit]
- The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) [Gallop Explicit Radio Edit]
- The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) [OG Pioneer Mix]
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