Boob Revolution

A little bit curvy
A little robust
A little more hip, more lip, my dears
Long legs are a must

This is just the way that I was made
Don't make me into something I'm not
And why should I have to hide who I am
Just because you can't control your thoughts

Here comes the fear, here comes the shame
Knocking at my door
I'm ready for the moment we've
All been waiting for

'Cause it's a boob revolution
We're bringing out the twins and it's the only solution
To show the world these puppies, they don't bite
And I'm the first to show them it's alright
We've got a boob revolution in sight

It seems this all started
When I came on the scene
Little Barbara was busting out
Without any warning

And all the moms and dads said no
It's inappropriate
How could we allow something that's so
Femininely proportionate?

But it's a boob revolution
1959's fantastic plastic solution
I've got no shame, baby, Barbara's shining bright
And I'm the one who'll show them it's alright
We've got a boob revolution in sight
Oh

We are so much more
Than the objects that we are made to be
So take my hand and march with us to
Free the woman's body!

It's a boob revolution
It's a boob revolution
It's a boob revolution
It's a boob revolution

'Cause it's a boob revolution
It's time to give these bosoms some deserved recognition
I'm a triple-D threat and ready for a fight
And I'm the one who'll lead them to the light

And there is no substitution
It's just evolution
It's just weight distribution
It's a boob celebration
It's a boob revolution starting here tonight!