First Female Presidential Candidate
Making a difference in this crazy world
Can be a difficult thing
People always trying to tear you down
Saying it's foolish to raise your voice and sing
But imagine if I were to finally show
the world what I really think
Get ready my fellow Americans for
The White House is gonna be
Pink
I've had hundreds of jobs before
I mean this girl has done it all
From aerobic instructor to zookeeper
From outer space to the shopping mall
Racecar driver
That was pretty cool
A sexy lifeguard at the pool
Never got a tan, which was kind of the worst
But I'm past that now cuz I'm gonna be the
First female presidential candidate
I mean my heels are just as high as all my aspirations for my
Home and native land
Oh, wait, I mean my hair is like the
Amber waves of grain
They'll all be calling my name
Oh Barbara, Oh Barbara!
You're making herstory
Don't think that you couldn't trust me
Just cuz I'm a little busty
The first female presidential candidate
No one puts baby in the corner
Cuz my new office will be round
That lady liberty, how I adore her
Standing out there all alone
But don't you want a woman with a real backbone
For the first female presidential candidate
I'm imaging the day they swear me in to office
The reverent crowd extends as far as the naked eye can see
And when I finish with the oath, which I recite in sheer perfection
I step up to the microphone and say
Oh say can't you see
Me as America's super shero
It's time for a heroine instead of a hero
No more shopping for the groceries
I've got a new cabinet to fill
Time to pack up the pink Corvette
And drive to Capitol Hill
I'll make sure things get done MY way
But hey I'll do it for ⅔ the pay
I'll get us through until Y2K
The world is gonna end then anyway
Come on, it's 1992
And my closet's full of red, white, and blue
It's time and you know it too
I was destined for success
And I won't be slowed down by my PMS
America, I can hardly wait,
To be the first female presidential candidate
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave
Can be a difficult thing
People always trying to tear you down
Saying it's foolish to raise your voice and sing
But imagine if I were to finally show
the world what I really think
Get ready my fellow Americans for
The White House is gonna be
Pink
I've had hundreds of jobs before
I mean this girl has done it all
From aerobic instructor to zookeeper
From outer space to the shopping mall
Racecar driver
That was pretty cool
A sexy lifeguard at the pool
Never got a tan, which was kind of the worst
But I'm past that now cuz I'm gonna be the
First female presidential candidate
I mean my heels are just as high as all my aspirations for my
Home and native land
Oh, wait, I mean my hair is like the
Amber waves of grain
They'll all be calling my name
Oh Barbara, Oh Barbara!
You're making herstory
Don't think that you couldn't trust me
Just cuz I'm a little busty
The first female presidential candidate
No one puts baby in the corner
Cuz my new office will be round
That lady liberty, how I adore her
Standing out there all alone
But don't you want a woman with a real backbone
For the first female presidential candidate
I'm imaging the day they swear me in to office
The reverent crowd extends as far as the naked eye can see
And when I finish with the oath, which I recite in sheer perfection
I step up to the microphone and say
Oh say can't you see
Me as America's super shero
It's time for a heroine instead of a hero
No more shopping for the groceries
I've got a new cabinet to fill
Time to pack up the pink Corvette
And drive to Capitol Hill
I'll make sure things get done MY way
But hey I'll do it for ⅔ the pay
I'll get us through until Y2K
The world is gonna end then anyway
Come on, it's 1992
And my closet's full of red, white, and blue
It's time and you know it too
I was destined for success
And I won't be slowed down by my PMS
America, I can hardly wait,
To be the first female presidential candidate
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave
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Writer(s): Lauren Laws
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