The Cleaning Crew

Vacuum on
Vacuum off
Dump the water
Start to mop

Windex
Bleach
Halves of a whole
Scrub the shit stains
Out the bowl

Dusting webs
Off the window
Destroying artwork
I didn't know
That that's what I'd be doing
That's not what I signed up for

Wasteful (wasteful)
Wasteful (wasteful)
Humans are so wasteful (wasteful)
Poisoning the planet (wasteful)
Just so they can get their face full (wasteful)

They throw recycling in the trash
While laughing and passing gas
And if you were to ask
You'd just be met with a gasp
And an unsightly stare
With an "oh why do you care?
Just get it out of my hair"
I'm pulling out my hair!

Brand new day
Same old mess
Again tomorrow
Yes yes

So many hours
Spent on cleaning
No appreciation
Just more shitting

Just more shitting
They just keep on shitting
It's on the floors
And on the walls
Hahahahaha!
Ooh I can't wait to go to work today

But it's not all bad
Going into work when everyone's gone
And dancing around the tables with my headphones on
And honestly, this job
Is where I wrote most of these songs

But the work still sucks
Because employees don't give a fuck
About the mess they make
And the time that it takes
For us to clean it up
It would not be as much
If people at their jobs
Didn't act like slobs

So next time you make a mess or throw something out
Think about the people cleaning the bathrooms and the grout
And appreciate what they do
For if not them it would be you
And their work is

Dirty, smelly, nasty, grimy, dusty, filthy, shitty, pissy,
Sweaty, bleachy, buggy lengthy, bloody, heavy, webby, achey
Messy, crummy, foody, muddy, murky, sloppy, cruddy, scummy,
Slimy, yucky, scuzzy, sooty, dreary, draggy, stuffy, and
Unsightly!

And they do it all for you