Trenton
Once upon a time there was a strange young lad
With rock hard abs, yeah he was a chad
He grew up in a middle class home with his brother and sister
Got married and became a mister
Johnson, first name Trenton
He did track, cross country, and wrestling
See, Trenton was your average guy
Stuck things up your butt and made you cry
Except for one little thing that wasn't quite right
Trenton was in love with his niece
What?
Trenton was in love with his niece
Oh oh oh oh
He would see his niece and say
Well I guess that I could swing that way
I am in love with my niece
Trenton's brother was a tad bit concerned
That he spent so much of his time with her
His daughter who was only five years old at the time
Trenton, please, do you mind?
Geez brother, I just to want to be in her life
A supportive father figure, isn't that alright?
Trenton watched too much anime
Thought dating little girls would be okay
Yeah, something up in his brain just wasn't quite right
Trenton was in love with his niece
What?
Trenton was in love with his niece
Oh oh oh oh
He would see his niece and say
Well I guess that I could swing that way
I am in love with my niece
All of Trenton's friends around the hospital bed
Thinking about what the doctor had said
It's not looking good, he has a tumor in his lung
It's a sad story for one so young
And I don't think that he'll make it
I'm sorry everyone
As Trenton was lying in his underwear
Surrounded by friends deep in prayer
He muttered something there into the night
I loved my niece, but not in a weird way
My only wish was to make her happy and brighten her day
Now my life has been cut short and we part ways too soon
Friends won't you give her the life I never could?
And he was gone
Zach was stupid and started to smile
When he heard that Trenton loved a child
He proceeded to write a song that wasn't quite right
Trenton was in love with his niece
What?
Trenton was in love with his niece
Oh oh oh oh
He would see his niece and say
Well I guess that I could swing that way
I am in love with my niece
I am in love with my niece
I am in love with my niece
With rock hard abs, yeah he was a chad
He grew up in a middle class home with his brother and sister
Got married and became a mister
Johnson, first name Trenton
He did track, cross country, and wrestling
See, Trenton was your average guy
Stuck things up your butt and made you cry
Except for one little thing that wasn't quite right
Trenton was in love with his niece
What?
Trenton was in love with his niece
Oh oh oh oh
He would see his niece and say
Well I guess that I could swing that way
I am in love with my niece
Trenton's brother was a tad bit concerned
That he spent so much of his time with her
His daughter who was only five years old at the time
Trenton, please, do you mind?
Geez brother, I just to want to be in her life
A supportive father figure, isn't that alright?
Trenton watched too much anime
Thought dating little girls would be okay
Yeah, something up in his brain just wasn't quite right
Trenton was in love with his niece
What?
Trenton was in love with his niece
Oh oh oh oh
He would see his niece and say
Well I guess that I could swing that way
I am in love with my niece
All of Trenton's friends around the hospital bed
Thinking about what the doctor had said
It's not looking good, he has a tumor in his lung
It's a sad story for one so young
And I don't think that he'll make it
I'm sorry everyone
As Trenton was lying in his underwear
Surrounded by friends deep in prayer
He muttered something there into the night
I loved my niece, but not in a weird way
My only wish was to make her happy and brighten her day
Now my life has been cut short and we part ways too soon
Friends won't you give her the life I never could?
And he was gone
Zach was stupid and started to smile
When he heard that Trenton loved a child
He proceeded to write a song that wasn't quite right
Trenton was in love with his niece
What?
Trenton was in love with his niece
Oh oh oh oh
He would see his niece and say
Well I guess that I could swing that way
I am in love with my niece
I am in love with my niece
I am in love with my niece
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