Daniel
You already know who it is
The man who puts the w in w rizz
The Rizzler is out on the town
This is the story of how it went down
He sees a pretty girl across the room
Walks up to her, says "I like you
You have pretty eyes, a pretty face too
Girl, you are a dream come true"
First date, they agree to make it a thing
Before you know it the wedding bells ring
At the altar she says, "I do"
He promises, "I will be true"
The Rizzler had tried to find love
So many times before
He wanted it more and more
This girl had opened that door
The two of them go to bed
He says, "I'll love you till the very end"
She begins to take off her clothes
He looks and says, "Oh no"
Daniel, these feelings don't make sense
Daniel, you've gotta get out of your head
So you can date a Jew
But not a girl with the same genitalia as you?
What are you gonna do?
How was he supposed to know
What she had going on below?
On the surface she seemed so grand
But now he didn't understand
The Rizzler was afraid, he didn't know what to say
So he just said, "I'm so sorry but you can't stay"
Daniel, these feelings don't make sense
Daniel, you've gotta get out of your head
So you can date a Jew
But not a girl with the same genitalia as you?
What are you gonna do?
The Rizzler was all rizzed up
He knew that he'd messed up
This girl had put herself on the line
But he had drawn that line so many times
And oh
Oh
Love had struck him in the face
And he had turned the other way
Maybe it was not too late
To right his wrong to change his fate
What is love? What is right?
Where am I supposed to draw the line?
Daniel brought her flowers
She slammed the door in his face
He tried again and again and again
But she was in heartbreak
Days turned to weeks and still she refused
But Daniel was a man with nothing to lose
He wrote her letters, sang her songs
He tried to explain how he had been wrong
How she was the one good thing in his life
A perfect partner, a beautiful wife
Who saved him from pain, from sorrow, from strife
The only woman who made things feel right
I know I've screwed up, that I've broken my promise
Now all I can do is to try to be honest
So please be mine till the day that I die
She had only one thing to say in reply
I'll try
Daniel, these feelings don't make sense
Daniel, you've gotta get out of your head
So you can date a Jew
But not a girl with the same genitalia as you?
Daniel, these feelings don't make sense
Daniel, you've gotta get out of your head
So you can date a Jew
But not a girl with the same genitalia as you?
What are you gonna do?
The man who puts the w in w rizz
The Rizzler is out on the town
This is the story of how it went down
He sees a pretty girl across the room
Walks up to her, says "I like you
You have pretty eyes, a pretty face too
Girl, you are a dream come true"
First date, they agree to make it a thing
Before you know it the wedding bells ring
At the altar she says, "I do"
He promises, "I will be true"
The Rizzler had tried to find love
So many times before
He wanted it more and more
This girl had opened that door
The two of them go to bed
He says, "I'll love you till the very end"
She begins to take off her clothes
He looks and says, "Oh no"
Daniel, these feelings don't make sense
Daniel, you've gotta get out of your head
So you can date a Jew
But not a girl with the same genitalia as you?
What are you gonna do?
How was he supposed to know
What she had going on below?
On the surface she seemed so grand
But now he didn't understand
The Rizzler was afraid, he didn't know what to say
So he just said, "I'm so sorry but you can't stay"
Daniel, these feelings don't make sense
Daniel, you've gotta get out of your head
So you can date a Jew
But not a girl with the same genitalia as you?
What are you gonna do?
The Rizzler was all rizzed up
He knew that he'd messed up
This girl had put herself on the line
But he had drawn that line so many times
And oh
Oh
Love had struck him in the face
And he had turned the other way
Maybe it was not too late
To right his wrong to change his fate
What is love? What is right?
Where am I supposed to draw the line?
Daniel brought her flowers
She slammed the door in his face
He tried again and again and again
But she was in heartbreak
Days turned to weeks and still she refused
But Daniel was a man with nothing to lose
He wrote her letters, sang her songs
He tried to explain how he had been wrong
How she was the one good thing in his life
A perfect partner, a beautiful wife
Who saved him from pain, from sorrow, from strife
The only woman who made things feel right
I know I've screwed up, that I've broken my promise
Now all I can do is to try to be honest
So please be mine till the day that I die
She had only one thing to say in reply
I'll try
Daniel, these feelings don't make sense
Daniel, you've gotta get out of your head
So you can date a Jew
But not a girl with the same genitalia as you?
Daniel, these feelings don't make sense
Daniel, you've gotta get out of your head
So you can date a Jew
But not a girl with the same genitalia as you?
What are you gonna do?
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Writer(s): Zachary Kronenwetter
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