Set the Record Straight

This one's for all you ladies out there

"Alright. Alright, uh, I'm not gay
But women don't know that."

I'm like a small dog that's mistaken for a cat
Like any moderately compact car
That you thought was a Fiat
I'm that red wine
When you ordered a cosmopolitan
I'm recycling in a landfill bin
Can't quite put my finger on
Why it is exactly
That everybody always assumes
Something wrong about me
Think it's time that I let every woman know
There's someone else under this
Viably flamboyant wardrobe

I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
And for everyone who thinks that I swing that way
I'm not gay

MC: "I love how he's like 'We got any gay people here?'
And everyone's like, 'You!
How do you not know?'"

Admittedly there may be things I do
That suggest otherwise
Like get emotional watching musicals
To the point where I cry
I'll kiss my best friend on the cheek
Whenever I see him
But I'll avert my eyes in the changeroom
If I see another man's ________

Don't want to change who I am
'Cause I love everything about me
But lately I've realized that my romantic life
Is as elusive as Nessie
Might be the clothes that I wear
May be the flow of my hair
Could be the way that I walk
But I'd never touch a ________

'Cause I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
And for all the women that I may turn away
I'm not gay
Let's just get this straight

MC: "Good set though, buddy."

'Cause honey I-
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
And I like to thank Lord Jesus Christ everyday
That I don't have to call on him to pray it away
'Cause I'm not gay

"Can I still say that? Can I still say 'gay'"?



Credits
Writer(s): Jayk Ronald Sterkenburg
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