See-Through Paper Underwear

7am in the hospital
Here I am this is surgical
The nurse says I must change my clothes
Wear a white gown with my butt exposed
The nurse gives me different clothes to wear
From my toes up to my head of hair
I have a gown and non-slip socks
Got a hairnet and paper see-through jocks

Surgery, at the hospital
The patient fashion, it is so comical

Sitting in the waiting room
Long hours, it's almost noon
The things we do for good healthcare
Wearing see-through paper underwear

That's right, you heard me say
See-through, the bits are on display
Something novel, you can feel the breeze
Made of paper to dispose with ease
Hanging out at the hospital
Dressed for surgery, I look so cool
Wouldn't wear these clothes in public though
(Un)less I was at a New York fashion show

Surgery, at the hospital
The patient fashion, it is so comical

Sitting in the waiting room
Long hours, it's well past noon
The things we do for good healthcare
Wearing see-through paper underwear

Under the knife at the hospital
I wear a hairnet. I look phenomenal
These paper undies, they aren't so comfortable
Feels like a hairnet around my groin, as well

Sitting in the waiting room
I hope I get called up soon
The things we do for good healthcare
Wearing see-through paper underwear

Did you know you can write a love letter
On your undies coz they're made of paper?
Send it to your valentine
You're guaranteed a good time
Waiting for my surgery
I got bored and played with my undies
I took them off and made a paper plane
Then I made an origami crane
Oh my undies, there's nothing greater
Did I mention, they're made of paper?
If they tear, you can use a stapler
As I said, they're made of paper

It's 3:30 now
Have we finally reached the hour
The nurse comes and gives me the news
The surgeon's finished and his having a shower
What does this mean? Oh, I think I know
I must come back and do it all again tomorrow



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