Meetings, Inc.

Thank you for making time to speak with me about this position
Your work is very promising and we'd love to have you on board
We're all a family here, this business runs on communication
I mean that quite literally cuz the only thing that we do
Is sit and talk in a room

Give me sixty minutes of your time for one piece of information
Why waste time at work when you can have a conversation?
Our number one philosophy: emails are overrated
Yeah everyone forgot how to read at Meetings, Incorporated

I'm sending you a list of your first slate of work assignments
We're all gonna go over it in our meeting where we go over lists
That's first in a week that's packed front to back with all sorts of meetings
And as for getting the work done, you'll just have to find the time

Listening to rambling's part of the occupation
Yeah reading and writing are unneeded complications
My willingness to waste your time cannot be overstated
My dainty little fingers are too tired to write at Meetings, Incorporated

And I know it's a lot to sit through
But it's my job to tell you what to do
And if I'm not in a meeting, I'm just sitting at my desk
Gotta look like I'm working just like all of the rest
If I can't have meetings, what else am I supposed to do?
(Delegation)

Give me all your daylight hours for this bullshit occupation
We'll tell you we love you up until your termination
Ruining your livelihood shows us you're dedicated
Yeah give us all your energy at Meetings, Incorporated
Welcome to our family at Meetings, Incorporated

(Yeah we can give you some time back)