May

Oh Peter, Peter sit down
I have a story to tell you
About how I met your Aunt May
Back in the day
It was 74 and a little bit
After the war
I was stationed in Laos
And May walked in wearing A blouse
Slightly unbuttoned
And I couldn't do nothing

But stare at the most
Beautiful girl in the world
Who is that?
What's her name?
I have to know, I'm going insane
It's not Lois Lane,
I don't Jnow what else to say
It's May

I can't believe my eyes,
It's May, it's May, okay
She's gonna be a great spy
Someday, someday
And I will have her for Myself even if
I have to kill
Someone else
Now Miss Parker likes her
Men just a little darker

And I was there by her side
In the thick of it
We traveled the world and
Spent the nights in bed
And we never got sick of it
I Never thought it would come to an end
But I was backstabbed by a
Friend named Ben

I can't believe my eyes,
It's May, it's May, okay
She's gonna be a great spy
Someday, someday
And I will have her for
Myself even if I have to kill
Someone else

Now May left me for
Another guy
He didn't kill People, he had both his eyes

He is from Brooklyn and I'm not
I told her that New York is dangerous, y'all
Be careful and don't get shot
Ben and May got Married and had a good life
Ben was lucky he found a
Good wife
Who was mine
Out in the field
I have a new life as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D

I'm watching you, Ben, I see
You when you leave
I can't shake this feeling, it
Is hard to believe
It is driving me mad, I hate
To do it
But if I can't be happy
I'm Just gonna have to make
May really sad

I got you in my sights
Tonight, the night that it goes down
Pop, pop, pop,
I see Ben go
Down
And I run with the gun
I can't believe my eyes,
It's May, it's May, okay
She's gonna be a great spy
Someday, someday

And I will have her for
Myself even if I have to kill
Someone else
I can't believe my eye,
It's May, it's May, okay
She's gonna be a great spy
Someday, someday
I will have her for myself even if I have to kill
Someone else

I am not sorry
I took out Uncle Ben, you were mine in the beginning
And you'll be mine in the End, Aunt May
I can't believe my eye,
It's May, it's May, okay

She's gonna be a great spy
Someday, someday
And I will have her for
Myself even if I have to kill
Someone else
It's May, it's May, okay
She's gonna be a great spy
Someday, someday

I will have her for myself
Even if I have to kill
Someone else