True Death

Oh Sookie
Oh Sookie
It is time for the true death

Oh Sookie stack house
I'm fixing to blow
Your back out and
Send old gaye ass bill packing
When he sees you backing
That thang up and it will
Be so damn ill
As you scream out
You're not welcome here
No more Bill
While I'm digging
Them guts out
On the floor

I love watchin' true blood, it gets the blood flowin
One minute I'm soft and the next thing without me knowin

I'm on guard, because I'm super hard
The true death
The true death
The true Death
Sookie Sookie
Ahhhh Sookie
I'll give ya the true death
Make no mistake
You're getting staked
When I beat off them brakes
Until there's nothing left
That's how you give em
The True Death

Oh Tara,
I'd love to see you
With no mascara
So why don't you stick
Around until the mornin
So we can start bonin'
With your mom's moanin
Oh Jesus, they won't believe us,
But it's in her throat
And she's runnin' out of breath,
Please save us
He's givin' her the true death

Oh Jessica Hamby,
I bet you taste like candy
A little red-headed mink
Who's meat is super dandy
So damn dandy
Watch out, I'm about to pop

Oh Sookie,
I love it when you're on top
Oh Sookie, Sookie
The true death
The true death
The true death
Sookie Sookie
Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death
Make no mistake
You're getting staked
When I beat off them brakes
Until there's nothing left
That's how you give em
The True Death

Oh Maryanne
what's your plan
I see you over there shaking
so grab it in your hands
Oh
Well
Well
Well
Pam is gushin' water,
I guess it is time to plug that dam
It is so pretty and pink,
Why does it feel like spam
When I jam
The true death into your uncooked clam
Mmmmmm Pam
Pop those teeth and sink them in,
Oh, what a relief

The true death
The true death
The true death
Sookie Sookie
Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death
Make no mistake
You're getting staked
When I beat off them brakes
Until there's nothing left
That's how you give em
The True Death

Oh, I know that you're from a different show

But I wanna see Buffy gettin' down with the flow
A little faith added in for good measure
Double the fun, mmm, double the
Oh, I know that you're from a different show

But I wanna see Buffy gettin' down with the flow
A little faith added in for good measure
Double the fun, mmm, double the pleasure

Oh Elvira,
oh how I admire
Those fun bags, they're not bad
For an old hag
In 84 I would've hit it raw
From the back
in the sack
Or inside a hearse or in a Cadillac
I know that you're into Josie and the Pussycats
Don't be a hillbilly,
But I'll stake the shit out of Lily
I'd hit so hard it would knock her brains out silly
A stupid grandpa would use that old black magic

To keep things from gettin' tragic
Dear Morticia, you're a dish, ya
I bet it tastes like chicken, but smells like fish, ya
Oh, don't you worry, Samantha
Sabrina, Agatha, Rowena, and Willow
I got enough fire to make all you silly witches
Bite the pillow, make no mistake
You're gettin' burned at the stake

Give them that true death
Give them that true death
Give them that goddamn true death

Give them that true death
Give them that goddamn true death
Oh Sookie
You're gettin' that true death
Oh Sookie Sookie
I'll give ya the true death
Oh Sookie Sookie
Sookie Sookie
Oh Sookie Sookie
I'll give ya the true death
The true death
The true death
The true death
The true Death
Ahhhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death
Make no mistake
You're getting staked
When I beat off them brakes
Until there's nothing left
That's how you give em
The True Death

Give them that true death
Give them that true death
Give them that goddamn true death

Oh Sookie Sookie
The true death
You're getting that true death

Oh Sookie Sookie
The true Death
The True Death
Sookie Sookie
Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death
Make no mistake
You're getting staked
When I beat off them brakes
Until there's nothing left
That's how you give em
The True Death

Oh Sookie Sookie
Sookie Sookie
The true death
The true death
The True death
Sookie Sookie
Sookie Sookie
Ahhh Sookie
I'll give ya true death
The true death
Sookie Sookie
Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death
Make no mistake
You're getting staked
When I beat off them brakes
Until there's nothing left
That's how you give em
The True Death