Grow Up

When I grow up
I wanna be a police man
I'd cruise the streets in my squad car
And Bust bad guys outside of the bars
The bank robbers and murderers wouldn't get far
When I grow up
I wanna slay a dragon
So I can stay bragging
About my glorious feats
To the ladies in town

I would hope they would want to get down
And live in a palace
Where we would rule without malice
When I grow up
I don't wanna sit
Behind a desk at work and become some jerk
I don't wanna drink coffee or watch the news
Hear your bullshit or your depressing blues
I don't wanna grow up if I don't want to

I don't wanna grow up if that means going to bed by two
In the morning cause that shit sounds boring
I would rather be a brat than an old man snoring
I don't wanna grow up I don't wanna grow up
Hello it's me can you do me a favor please?
Can you tell I'd like to take a pause

Because I wanna go back to the day
When we could go outside and play
In the freezing cold and in the heat of June
Until we see the moon
After watching a boatload of cartoons
Those were the days my friend
I wanna live them over and over and over again
Until it's over

I need a genie or a four-leaf clover
C'mon Doc Brown you need to bring your ass around
And get me up to that gigawatt speed
Oh how I plead take me back to when I was young
Super dumb and full of you get the idea y'all
Please please oh please I don't wanna grow up if I don't want to

I don't wanna grow up if that means going to bed by two
In the morning cause that shit sounds boring
I would rather be a brat than an old man snoring
I don't wanna grow up I don't wanna grow up
Grow up

Whoever said growing up was fun is so full of shit
If I had to make a deal I would reset all of it
And ask for a billion dollars of course
I don't wanna grow up if I don't want to
I don't wanna grow up if that means going to bed by two
In the morning cause that shit sounds boring I would rather be a brat than an old man snoring

I don't wanna grow up I don't wanna grow up
Whoever said growing up was fun is so full of shit
If I had to make a deal I would reset all of it And ask for a billion dollars of course
I don't wanna grow up if I don't want to I don't wanna grow up if that means going to bed by two

In the morning cause that shit sounds boring I would rather be a brat than an old man snoring
I don't wanna grow up I don't wanna grow up