Committed A Crime

(She's committed a crime)
Now Delilah is here to confess to the jury
(She's committed a crime)
I heard she killed all those men that harrased her online
(She's committed a crime)
Such a naughty little girl, hold those hands with those handcuffs
(She's committed a crime)
Now Delilah speak

I'm Delilah, I talk to little spiders
Life is pretty dull, pretty shit, and full of liars
People talking, what a racket
It's not my fault that your face made me smack it
All these people talking about themselves
Makes me wanna burn shit, makes me wanna yell
All opinions, life is boring
I go to sleep just to wake up every morning, blah

(She's committed a crime, ha-ha-ha-ha)
Delilah's the one that laughed at my funeral
(She's committed a crime)
And she freed all the cows that were for roast beef
(She's committed a crime)
She'll be turning you vegan and turning you feminist
(She's committed a crime)
OK, let's hear from a few more people, shall we?

My name is Rax, I found Delilah's music online
And I'm offended by the lyrics that she uses, alright
Like chopping dicks and putting men down all the time (yeah)
It's important to remember not all men do crime

Yes, my daughter loves Delilah and shows her to girls at school
And now they're all causing havoc, and we don't know what to do
They're saying men are trash
Seriously? Mine say that too (mine too)
It's all just gone so far, now we don't know what to do (mine too)
My kids are going out of their minds, they're only listening to Delilah
I've restricted them to one a week, so it doesn't go any further

Everytime I scrool my phone, I see this girl Delilah
She's on my for you page and I don't even like her
We should put her head on a stick, you know Jesus won't save her (yeah)
And we could rip out her eyes and do it all for our saviour
I could just remove all her videos so nobody finds her?
Please judge, we are desperate, just give us an answer

(She's committed a crime)
No, I didn't, I didn't, these people are framing me
(She's committed a crime)
You hear it in the way that she talks, she belongs to the devil
(She's committed a crime)
She'll be turning you vegan and turning you feminist
(She's committed a crime)
Okay, okay, okay, next speaker please stand

I met Delilah at a queue, right after her show
I only wanted a picture to keep on my phone, but she declined (me too)
Said that I was a creep
I only wanted a hug or maybe a kiss on the cheek
I put my arms 'round her waist, and she told me to fuck off
She told me to piss off (even tried to cut my dick off)
Okay, okay, okay, Delilah maybe address it this time
Because these people right here, they're going out of their mind

Hi, I'm Delilah and yes I'm a feminist (wow)
But most you people here couldn't tell me what that even is
Most you people here just need something to hate
Or someone to slate
Something to distract you all from the fate of your kids
'Cause it gets so hard, but when I sing, they feel okay
When they listen to my music, hanging on every word I say
All these people hating will never fucking change it
'Cause even if they kill me, then someone else will say it (sit down, sit down)

People here looking at you from the front and back
Everybody out here sounding wack
Wanna go push my buttons, make me mad
Wanna make me over react
Then you get so mad when you see me act exactly how you planned
You made me just like that

Now I have to make a decision (ooh)
Based on the evidence we have here in court today (ooh)
I thank the witnesses that came forward to express their concern (ooh)
This woman before the me is guilty
I sentence her to a lifetime without possibility of parole (ooh, no, no, no, no)
This is the end of Delilah

This won't be the last you've seen of me (ah-ah, ah-ah)
This won't be the last you've seen of me (ah-ah, ah-ah)
Get your hands off me, don't you touch me, no (ah-ah, ah-ah)
This won't be the last you've seen of me (ah-ah, ah-ah)
'Cause one day, one day you'll finally see me (ah-ah, ah-ah)
This whole world is gonna see me (ah-ah, ah-ah)
'Cause I deserve to be seen, yes I deserve to be seen motherfucker (ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) I'll be turning you vegan and making you feminist
(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) and I freed all the cows that were meant for roast beef
(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) and I'm the girl that's gonna change shit
(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah), ha-ha-ha-ha