Beer for Breakfast

Woke up early reached for a beer
Cracked it open another one's near
Beer for breakfast beer with my toast
Beer in the morning what I need the most

One little beer, yeah, it just won't do
Need another beer, or maybe a few
Pour it slow, put it in my butt
One more can of that ice cold stuff

Noon rolls around, got a beer in my hand
A cold one keeps me steady, helps me understand
Life's little troubles, they just disappear
Need four more beers then everything's clear

Ten beers down, but I'm still not through
Need another round, or maybe two
Put it in my butt or my cowboy boot
I'm fishin' for some beer like a country man do

Gimme just one more, then maybe four more
Put 'em both in my butt cause I never get sore

One little beer, yeah, it just won't do
Need another beer, or maybe a few
Pour it slow, put it in my butt
One more can of that ice cold stuff
Yeah

Sun's getting low, but the beer's still cold
Drinkin' 'em quick, never do as I'm told
Beer by the sunset, beer through the night
Keep the beer comin' and I'll be alright

Ten beers down, but I'm still not through
Need another round, or maybe two
Put it in my butt or my cowboy boot
I'm fishin' for some beer like a country man do

Beer, beer, beer, from dawn till late
Keep 'em comin' steady, can't let it wait
Beer, beer, beer, till the night is gone
I'll be drinkin' my beer till the break of dawn