All I Need

Came home from work, my wife is gone
She took every damn thing, even my front lawn
Ran off with my brother, that's the talk of the town
But I still got my beer, nothin' can get me down

That bitch took all my stuff, but I ain't sad
'Cause I got my beer, and I fucked her dad
She can have my stuff, and my brother too
But she can't take this ice cold brew

House is empty, not a thing in sight
She even took the fridge, but that's alright
I'll drink warm beer and sleep on the floor
My God, she even took my country door

She took my dog, but I'm still fine
Got a case of beer, and it's all mine
She left some papers, but I can't read
My beer's still here, it's all I need

She said I'm ugly, and have a big head
But I'll just laugh and drink instead
She took my walls, and put me in debt
But I still got my beer and not a damn regret

She took my pride, and she took her dad
But I got my beer, and I'm damn glad
She can keep the house, and my brother too
But she can't keep this ice cold brew

Life's full of shit, l've had my share
But as long as there's beer, then I don't care
She can take the world, I don't give a damn
I'll keep on drinkin', and kissin' her old man

So here's to beer my loyal friend
Through thick and thin until the very end
She took it all, but she can't see
This ice cold beer is all I need