No Headlights (Extended Version)

I'm dumb as shit, yeah, I'm a country fool
Woke up this mornin' in my ex's pool
My girl's on my case, givin' me that stare
Baby I swear I don't know how I got there

Blame it on the bottle, it's been draggin' me around
That Ford F-150 just keeps finding her somehow

Drunk dialin' my ex, my wiener's got a GPS
I always end up there, my truck knows the address
Baby, don't worry, I never go inside
We do it on the porch, and in my truck with no headlights

Crawled home this mornin', feelin' the shame
It ain't my fault, I just drink when it rains
And it's been raining for five damn days

Drunk dialin' my ex, my wiener's got a GPS
I always end up there, my truck knows the address
Baby, don't worry, I never go inside
We do it on the porch, and in my truck with no headlights

I'm sorry babe
She has a massive rack
Me and her, in my truck
With a fat bottle of jack
And no headlights

I drunk dialed that girl, it's outta my control
Always end up there, my truck knows where to go
I'm lost in the dark, but I know what feels right
Just me and my ex in my truck
With no headlights

(With no headlights)

(No headlights)