I'll Never Build A Snowman

Picture this, it's Christmas Eve
You're hoping God's got something up his festive sleeve
Since a child you used to pray on Christmas night
That it would snow from heaven till the morning light

But every single Christmas Day
There's been a man who's feels dismay
For in the town where he does stay
It's impossible for things to happen that way
And so I must lament

I'll never build a snowman
I'll never ride a sleigh
There's always zero snowfall
On a summer's Christmas day

But my dream's just a fairy tale
Like the idea of this band getting any fan mail
There are things that will happen and there things that just won't
But that doesn't stop me from feeling sad when they don't

Because it's tough to shovel snow when all you've got is grass
And snow angels in the driveway really hurts your arse
Make a snowball out of ice-cream and it will melt down
If you ice skate on the river you will surely drown
And so I must lament

I'll never build a snowman
I'll never ride a sleigh
There's always zero snowfall
On a summer's Christmas day

I'll never build a snowman
I'll never ride a sleigh
There's always zero snowfall
On a summer's Christmas day

So let's change the Christmas songs
Not assume the weather for everyone
'Cause if we're all honest and pragmatic
Dreaming of a White Christmas is problematic

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas
I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas

I'll never build a snowman
I'll never ride a sleigh
There's always zero snowfall
On a summer's Christmas Day

I'll never build a snowman
I'll never ride a sleigh
My dreams of Christmas snowfall
Begin to fade away