Just Have Tea

If you're feeling life's falling apart
You're losing faith and losing heart
You're having a bad day, you're feeling grumpy
And you've got no money for a Steri Stumpie
There is one thing that you can try
It's inexpensive and a definite high
Get to the kitchen, put the kettle on
Your tune will change if you this song

Just have tea, just have tea
It's like a herbal remedy
For any problems you encounter
Take a sip of boiled glee
Drink Ceylon, or Earl Gray
Watch your worries fade away
Have a cuppa pickmeuppa
And enjoy a perfect day

Life can be a piece of cake
But not everyone knows how to bake
So you always need a flask of tea
To break in case of emergency
Coffee is just not the same
It'll only percolate your brain
And water doesn't have much kick
Unless it's boiled with leaves in it

Just have tea, just have tea
Better than speed or ecstasy
Purse your lips and take a sip of
Perfect slowly drawn caffeine
Add sugar, a dash of milk
It'll go down smooth as silk
Never run out of the fun
But rather buy your tea in bulk

If you opened your honey and got stung by a bee
If you went to the beach and got lost at sea
If you found someone's dandruff in your hair
If your Shatterproof ruler needs repair
If your save button causes computer crashes
If your dog just ate your grandma's ashes
If the ATM stole your card and shopping
If your Christmas cracker just ain't poppin'

If you have no followers but many tweets
If Dr Dre stole all your beats
If your pool is green and your lawn is blue
If you get nightmares watching Scooby Doo (zoinks)
If you tripped and then fell up the stairs
If you only got Y2K last year
If your cactus drowned from too much water
If you wanted a son but have ten daughters

Just have tea, just have tea
It's not a want it is a need
Do not start your day without it
Do not end your day tea free
Drink it hot, drink it iced
Any temperature is nice
Avoid palava, don't have Java
Just have tea and win at life