The Sound Of Christmas

What's that sound?
Is it Santa on the roof?
What's that sound?
Reindeer tapping with their hoofs?
What's that sound?
A distant cracker being cracked
Or the crinkling of a present being wrapped?
No!

It's Christmas beetles flying into walls
It's Christmas beetles bouncing off your doors
The true sound of the Christmas season
Is bashing into ceilings for no reason
Christmas beetles flying into walls

It's the sound
Of an insect gone insane
It's the sound
Of a bug that feels no pain
It's the sound
Of them flying without care
And sometimes getting stuck within your hair

It's Christmas beetles flying into walls
It's Christmas beetles bouncing off your doors
The Christmas beetle revolution
Has no regard for noise pollution
Christmas beetles flying into walls

There's nothing you can do to calm them down
There's always carnage with these grubs around
It's clear they aren't in a great frame of mind
'Cause if you let them outside you will find
(What will you find?)

Christmas beetles drowning in your pools
Christmas beetles acting like they're fools
You take them out, they'll fly back in
'Cause they don't care that they can't swim
It's Christmas beetles drowning in your pools

It's Christmas beetles flying into walls
It's Christmas beetles bouncing off your doors
Christmas beetles everywhere
With no regard for their self care
Christmas beetles flying into walls

Christmas beetles can't you see
I mean that figurative and literally
Christmas beetles flying into walls



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