Brown Ring Around the Collar

Everyone can hear you coming from five miles away
In your juiced up Chevrolet
Windows rattle with the noise
They're going thump thump thump
I pull up next to you at a red stop light
Looking to my right, see you wear ear plugs
You're Forrest Gump Gump Gump
You're Forrest Gump Gump Gump

And I hope that you're chest implodes
When your speakers blow out

Brown Ring Around The Collar
Do you know that your head's up your ass today?
Brown Ring Around The Collar
I would ask that you please do not procreate
Brown Ring Around The Collar
Is it hard to eat? Is it hard to poop?
Brown Ring Around The Collar
Are you stuck in an endless fecal feedback loop?

Got an order for me and the five other guys
Hit the fast food joint with wide open eyes
Not a drink in sight, but you don't realize
You're a chump chump chump
You ask for here or to go and I say
Do I look that hungry anyway, Asshole?
You stare right back at me with those two blank eyes
Like a lump lump lump

And I hope that you choke on the fry
That you stole from the trash

Brown Ring Around The Collar
Do you know that your head's up your ass today?
Brown Ring Around The Collar
I would ask that you please do not procreate
Brown Ring Around The Collar
Is it hard to eat? Is it hard to poop?
Brown Ring Around The Collar
Are you stuck in an endless fecal feedback loop?

Let's get some bootays shakin'!

You guys ready to help us out a little bit tonight?
This is the crowd participation portion

Hey pendejo
(Hey pendejo)
Hey pendejo
(Hey pendejo)
Hey bobosso
(Hey bobosso)
Hey pendejo, yeah!
(Hey pendejo)
Hey pendejo
(Hey pendejo)
Hey, hey, hey, what!
God damn stupid people piss me off

98 degrees in the shade and you're waiting in line
Six hours at a time in a place made for play
Miss fashion plate's gotta have her high heels on
She's going clump clump clump
Your ankles swell to the size of two small dogs
By the end of the day
At least swap the nine inch heels away
For some pump pump pumps

And I hope that your heel breaks off
And birds shit on your dress

Brown Ring Around The Collar
Do you know that your head's up your ass today?
Brown Ring Around The Collar
I would ask that you please do not procreate
Brown Ring Around The Collar
Is it hard to eat? Is it hard to poop?
Brown Ring Around The Collar
Are you stuck in an endless fecal feedback loop?



Credits
Writer(s): Philip Anthony Johnson
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