It Can't Be True

Oh, hey, Lucy.
What's up?
Check this out.
I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra.
Kendra?
No!
What?
Alright, I'll tell you.
But remember... Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her
Cause she said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standing face to face
Laughing, and talking, and holding hands
Slipping all the way to first base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her
Kendra and Evan?
Yep.
But what about Brett?
Oh, I know!
She is so full of it!
But really, really, really don't say anything.
Of course not!
I won't say a word.(Phone rings)
Yello?
Cassie?
Charlotte!
Cassie & Charlotte:
Yo!
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
Everything Molly says
Molly & Lucy:
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
Everything Molly says is a lie
Molly & Lucy:
You better not believe her
Cause I just heard that
Molly & Lucy:
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan
On their bikes
Having a little race
Molly saw Kendra at the park
Letting Evan get to second base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
Molly & Lucy:
You better not believe her
Holy macaroni
No, it can't be true
No, you can't repeat a single word I'm telling you
And oh!
Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor
Everything Cassie says is a lie
Everything Molly says is a lie
Everything Charlotte says
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Making up stories, I don't know why
You better not believe her
So don't think nothing,
She just told me
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the game
And they vanished without a trace
When she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Letting Evan get to third base!
Holy macaroni!
No, it can't be true
There's an awful lot of trouble they can get into
And oh!
Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor?
Everything Kendra says is a lie
Eddie & Malcolm:
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Doing the tongue with some other guy
Eddie & Malcolm:
You better believe it
Cause he said
She saw
She said
She saw
He said
He saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
At the movies
At the zoo
And I just saw them, right now!