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Hello, I'm a member of a new organization called the Fart Retrieval League. Do you realize that among the millions of farts which are released every day, not all of them float free. A small, but significant percentage of farts is trapped in seat cushions all over America- hopelessly suspended in foam rubber. We ask you to please help rescue lost farts.
Send your donation to the Fart Retrieval League. We will send you a booklet entitled, "The Facts on Farts". And say, next time you're in a hotel lobby, why not jump up and down on a seat cushion and free a fart.
This Sunday, don't miss "Issues and Assholes", an in depth look at questions of public interest. This weekend, "Should There Be Gay Smoking Areas?" Then, relax as sex and sports get together on "Bowling For Pussy". (bowling sounds)
Send your donation to the Fart Retrieval League. We will send you a booklet entitled, "The Facts on Farts". And say, next time you're in a hotel lobby, why not jump up and down on a seat cushion and free a fart.
This Sunday, don't miss "Issues and Assholes", an in depth look at questions of public interest. This weekend, "Should There Be Gay Smoking Areas?" Then, relax as sex and sports get together on "Bowling For Pussy". (bowling sounds)
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Writer(s): George Carlin
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- Camp Counselor (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, May 10, 1970)
- Hippy Dippy Weatherman (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, December 24, 1967)
- Daytime Television (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, March 19, 1967)
- News Report (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, January 29, 1967)
- The News (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, May 18, 1969)
- Television (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, February 8, 1970)
- Big City Crime (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, October 27, 1968)
- Going To The Movies (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, October 1, 1967)
- Election Year (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, April 28, 1968)
- Eyes, Hair, Ali, Vietnam, The Weather (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, February 28, 1971)
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