Omigod You Guys

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out if my nose
Mad props!
He's a campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cause you've both got such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose

Dear Elle, honey mazel toff
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back and show it to me

Four carats of princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see

When he gets down on one knee

Delta Nu:
Oh my god
Oh my god you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Oh my god you guys
Oh my god!

Ok, everybody sign
Good, now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade

Light candles and single file
Don't forget to smile
Loose the gum Kate, you look like the maid

Sorry!

Now prepare to serenade
Shhh!

Delta Nu:
Oh my god
Oh my god you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize

Shhh!

Delta Nu:
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one quali...

Shhh!

Delta Nu:
Oh my god!

Guys I'm serious!

Girl #1:
Elle and Warner were meant to be

Girl #2:
Not once ever has he hit on me!

They're just like the couple from "Titanic" only no one dies

Delta Nu:
Oh my god!

Delta Nu:
Daughter if Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancé
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man can supersede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Oh my god
Oh my god you g...

Guys, she's not here

Bruiser, where is Elle?
(Bark)
She doesn't have an engagement outfit?
(Bark)
She is totally freaking out?
(Bark)
She's trapped in the Old Valley Mill?
(Bark)
Oh, whoops, sorry.
The Old Valley Mall?!

Delta Nu:
Oh my god guys emergency

Don't take the freeway!

Girl #3:
Hey, wait for me!

Delta Nu:
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize

Girl #3:
Oh my god you guys

Delta Nu:
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god

It's almost there but
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneal
But it can't come right out and say "bride"
Can't look like I'm desperate or like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied

Delta Nu:
There she is!

Oh my god
Oh my god you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes
Oh my god you guys
So help me dress for my fairy tale
Can't wear something I bought on sale

Love is like forever this is no time to economize

Delta Nu:
Oh my god you guys

Blondes make commission so easy.
Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in.
It's perfect for a blonde.

Right, with a half lip stitch on china silk?

Uh huh.

But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stitch on china silk, it'll pucker.
And you didn't just get this in because in saw it in last May's Vogue.

Delta Nu:
Oh my god
Oh my god you guys

I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price.

Delta Nu:
Elle saw right through that sales girl's lies

It may be perfect for a blonde but I'm not that blonde.
I may be in love but I'm not stupid lady I've got eyes

Store manager:
Oh my god
Elem woods sorry our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well
Try this, latest from Millan
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to Elle

Oh my god
Oh my god you guys
This one's perfect
And it's just my size
See, dreams really do come true you never have to compromise
Oh my god

Delta Nu:
Oh my god
Oh my god you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys

No, I love you guys!

Delta Nu:
Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god
You guys
Oh my god!!!