The Harvard Variations

Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves

Aaron Sholtz, I won a full bright and a rose
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?

Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me

Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
What's up? Yo

Sandeep Agrawal Parmadhan, but you may call me, "Your majesty"
In my country, my word was law
But then I flee
Because of stupid coup d'etat

But here I learn
I make new friends
And soon return
In bullet proof Mercedes Benz

Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Har

Enid Hupes, I did the peace corps overseas
Inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself
For mod entries

I bought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons

Pretty impressive, good

But now I'm on the legal track
Because this country's out of whack
And only women have the guts to go and take it back

We'll make the government come clean
And get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallus of the war machine

I love your top, it is so petite chick
Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington the Third?
It's in Houser over there, second building on the left
Thanks

I won a full bright and a rose
I write financial software codes
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Harvard's the perfect place for me

Warner, excuse me
Pardon me
Comin' through

Harvard's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
Elle? Omigod, Warner? I totally forgot you go here