Counterpart

Welcome home everybody
The party never got shut down
So pay close attention
Cuz we only gonna say this once

What up everybody? Take a listen to me
I got a friend that's a girl, so eyes on me
(Don't you wanna date her man?)
That's a really dumb question
Of course I do, she gorgeous, dude
But details, they can be confusing
Believe me fellas, yeah I already tried
Bought the chocolates, bought the flowers
But I found myself denied
Doesn't matter though, she got a ton of really great qualities
We all need a girl friend, without the terminology

Girl you've won my heart
But you don't feel the same, I'm not your counterpart
Lemme tell you, that's totally cool though
Cuz we're still a dynamic duo
I've got a friend, and that's a start

Being just friends can make another man sigh
But there's so many better things than to be your guy
#1, listen to Sheryl Crow and blowing out my speakers
#2, articulate to me why I should buy some tweezers
#3, borrow your Tresemme because I like the flavor
#4, you listen and you call me out on my behavior (damn right)
The Tom to my Jerry, the Archer to my Barry
Those both are horrible examples but you get it girl

Now I've got a friend
I'm glad I took a shot, I still came out ahead
But even at the end of the day though
I'm still a fella with open arms so
If you would, introduce me to your friends

Oh I know I'll hit lowest of lows on your wedding day
(No matter what, I'm gonna hate on your fiance)
But you walk down the aisle with a smile, so I'll be OK
(You probably gonna try and make me a bridesmaid)
Even though I know that absolutely no one could ever compare to you
(Compare to you)

Girl you've won my heart
A total BFF, platonic counterpart
Lemme tell you that's totally cool though
Cuz we're still a dynamic duo
I've got a friend
And I'll consider that a start

Hey Michael, you coming?
Haha, nope

I'll never be your counterpart
I'm very lonely