I Can Dance (I Just Don't Want To)

Friday night chilling
Vibe in a good spot
Girl looking kinda basic
10 on my PH scale, man she pretty hot
Then this girl walks over
She like, hey what's up
I'm like, not much girl
She like, hey wanna dance?
I'm like, no, she like, why, I'm like

I can dance if I want to, I just don't want to
The lighting's all wrong and I'm getting kinda tired
Girl you gotta believe me, I'm a modern Gene Kelly
I can dance if I want to, but I just don't want to

Tuesday morning
Signed up for a dance class
Everybody is experienced
Misread the flyer, turns out it's an advanced class
Then the teacher walks over
She like, you don't belong here
I'm like, you don't belong here
She like, vat, I'm like, I don't know, then I'm like

I can dance if I want to, I just don't want to
These pants are rather tight and this teacher's quite discouraging
Making you a believer, I'm a male Maddie Ziegler
I can dance if I want to, but I just don't want to

One step to the left
One step to the right
I said one step to the right
Guess you didn't hear me, start over
One step to the left
One step to the right
Good god, go the other direction
How you not fall down more? Switch it up now

Jump up and down for me now
Let's try it on the beat now
Third time's a charm
I really overestimated ya, hey
Just clap your hands
On 2 and 4, good god
Just stand in place
There ya go, just stand in place

Girl, you know I'd love to dance with ya
But my drink is kinda full and I don't wanna spill it on you
And I also really don't wanna leave it on the bar
For obvious safety reasons

I can dance if I want to, I just don't want to
Your opinion's quite low and no way it's getting higher
I'm not looking for the glamour, I'm no MC Hammer
I can dance if I want to, but I just don't want to

I can dance if I want to, I just don't want to
You just gotta trust that I'm fire on the floor
No I'm not a ballerina, but I can do the Macarena
I can dance if I want to, but I just don't want to

I'm just here to watch (Just here to watch)
I'm just here to watch (Just here to watch)
I'm just here to watch (Just here to watch)
I'm just here to watch (Just here to learn)
I'm just here to watch (Just here to watch)
I'm just here to watch (Just here to watch)
I'm just here to watch (Just here to watch)
I'm just here to watch (Just here to learn)

Girl, see the thing is
I think I'm just more of a dive bar guy
I mean, dancing's cool
But like, a conversation is more important to me
Like a melding of minds, ya know?
But I can totally dance



Credits
Writer(s): Michael Robert Yanoska
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