Stockholm Syndrome

Someone pass me an allen wrench
Cuz I'm about to get turnt
Please, please don't ever say that again

Now everybody looking for a piece of furniture
But all they want is an affordable expenditure
Everybody looking for a piece of furniture
But all they want is an affordable expenditure

Now pay attention the HCP
Grab a tiny pencil and a piece of paper please
Now go and get up on your feet and give it up for the Swedes
Cuz everybody heading over to the IKEA
Happier than a cartoon gentleman
Surrounded by multicolored wood specimens
Make you fall in love at the Stockholm syndrome superstore
Models so good looking, got a player dropping drawers, damn

Everybody sit, everybody wanna sit
Everybody sit, everybody wanna sit
Everybody sitting on my 3-piece sofa
Wanna know where it's from? It's the Land-o-Skrona
Though I gotta say myself man, I'm partial to the Ektorp
You say you disagree, well I'll call you a defector
But call me Del Toro because I'm a collector
I bet you didn't think that I was gonna rhyme with Ektorp

It's getting quite monotonous
Super easy for somebody to get lost in this
Man get ready for some confidence
The charts are like this bedroom man, nobody else on top of us
Cuz everybody's hanging with the 5 Hot Chocolate Partiers
Your laughs will power us like we're the city of Monstropolis
I'm Mike, I'm murder on the mic, I'm Mike, Krombopulos
Now time to take a break and now we're gonna have some meatballs

Now we're on the bottom floor, children in a candy store
Except it's not a candy store, it is heaven
Kitchen sinks got us screaming, God almighty
Except it's Bruce Almighty, cuz we got ourselves a Godmorgon
Forreal though, IKEA is the place I wanna be
Where else you gonna find a myriad of Mockelbys
Buying table settings here, it ain't nothing to dismiss
When you got some fantastic Fantastisk

Everybody looking as I roll on by
Got 5 blue bags and 2 wide eyes
And a dolly of dreams cuz our shopping list is growing
We're grabbing everything from a Norden to a Poang
You looking for jokes? Full body mirror's thataway
Man I mug a Mongstad masterpiece everyday
Till the day we finally hit the checkout zone
Tryna figure out how we're gonna get this home man

It's easy as 1, 2, 3, 4
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Dammit man, I'm just tryna build myself a nightstand
We're missing a screw
Well we shouldn't be
Everything we need should be in the box and I am not going back there
Well then you're not gonna have a nightstand
Let's just go to Ashley Furniture

Jokkmokk, Ophelia
Besta, Sesktion
Dalskar, Hemnes
Morgedal, Not

Hey forreal though, I know everyone loves the names
And thinks they're really cute
But like honestly just call it a lamp, OK
It just makes things infinitely easier