How Many Legs
When I first went overseas
I paid a visit to Paris
Off the train at Gare du Nord
I had no clue what was in store
Brandishing my touriste-carte
I made my way up to Montmartre
I heard determined stamps of shoes
Inside a place called Moulin Rouge
"Twenty euros! See some lovely dancing girls
Twenty euros! From all corners of ze world."
Oh well, why not. Paid the money as agreed
Oh my goodness!
There upon the stage there was a dancing centipede!
Oh how many legs is far too many legs
Is far too many legs and I stopped counting after forty-two
Many legs is far too many legs
Is far far far too many legs too many legs?
Astonishment is what I felt
At several dozen garter belts
The line of shoes upon her feet
Appeared to stretch a hundred feet
The sheer amount of hosiery
Would stretch a haberdashery
An awesome sight before my eyes
Was several dozen shapely thighs
Oh my goodness! Then I started to perspire
Oh my goodness! I caught the bug of raw desire
I'm confused now, got to face reality
Does this mean that
Lusting after centipedes is bestiality?
Oh how many legs is far too many legs
Is far too many legs and I stopped counting after sixty-two
Many legs is far too many legs
Is far far far too many legs too many legs?
Oh how many legs is far too many legs
Is far too many legs and I stopped counting after ninety-two
Many legs is far too many legs
Is far far far too many legs too many legs?
I paid a visit to Paris
Off the train at Gare du Nord
I had no clue what was in store
Brandishing my touriste-carte
I made my way up to Montmartre
I heard determined stamps of shoes
Inside a place called Moulin Rouge
"Twenty euros! See some lovely dancing girls
Twenty euros! From all corners of ze world."
Oh well, why not. Paid the money as agreed
Oh my goodness!
There upon the stage there was a dancing centipede!
Oh how many legs is far too many legs
Is far too many legs and I stopped counting after forty-two
Many legs is far too many legs
Is far far far too many legs too many legs?
Astonishment is what I felt
At several dozen garter belts
The line of shoes upon her feet
Appeared to stretch a hundred feet
The sheer amount of hosiery
Would stretch a haberdashery
An awesome sight before my eyes
Was several dozen shapely thighs
Oh my goodness! Then I started to perspire
Oh my goodness! I caught the bug of raw desire
I'm confused now, got to face reality
Does this mean that
Lusting after centipedes is bestiality?
Oh how many legs is far too many legs
Is far too many legs and I stopped counting after sixty-two
Many legs is far too many legs
Is far far far too many legs too many legs?
Oh how many legs is far too many legs
Is far too many legs and I stopped counting after ninety-two
Many legs is far too many legs
Is far far far too many legs too many legs?
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Writer(s): Robert Thomas Ellis
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