Dick Magnet

I can feel it with my fingers
I can taste it on my tongue
There's something in my cranium
That tells me something's very wrong
Roaring like the ocean
It's ringing in my ears and I'm
Looking for the exit, trying to
Find the way out of here

Stop the noise, stop the endless drip drip drip
Of verbal effluent that's flowing from your lips
I didn't ask you for your boring opinion but
You're gonna give it anyway
'Less I find a way to get away

(Dick magnet)
Well there must be a sign on my forehead
(Dick magnet)
Inviting them to come and bother me

I saw this coming when you
Walked toward my chair
Tried to make myself invisible
To merge into the air
If I could have a super power
I know that I would like to be a
6 foot chameleon
A master of disguise

Stop the noise, stop the endless drip drip drip
Of verbal effluent that's flowing from your lips
I didn't ask you for your boring opinion but
You're gonna give it anyway
'Less I find a way to get away

(Dick magnet)
Well there must be a sign on my forehead
(Dick magnet)
Inviting them to come and bother me

My eyes are glazing yeah
I've lost the will to live
You won't stop talking
You're a fountain full of shit
I guess I'm too polite to
Tell you where to go so I'm
Contemplating suicide
Hoping for an asteroid to
Take out the bar
Take down the city
Anything to stop you and your
Torrential ennui
Bring down the fire
Flood or an act of God
Anything is preferable to
Listening to this boring sod

Stop the noise, stop the endless drip drip drip
Of verbal effluent that's flowing from your lips
I didn't ask you for your boring opinion but
You're gonna give it anyway
'Less I find a way to get away

(Dick magnet)
Well there must be a sign on my forehead
(Dick magnet)
Inviting them to come and bother me
(Dick magnet)
Well there must be a sign on my forehead
(Dick magnet)
Inviting them to come and bother me

Aaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaahhh
Dick magnet
Dick magnet



Credits
Writer(s): Dave Greaves
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