Girls (feat. Vidvn)

I like girls
But they don't like me
Every time I try to speak
They just run away from me
I like girls, girls
But they don't like me
Every time I try to speak
They just run away from me
I like girls

Good god, what have I just seen?
Obscene, how does all that fit in them jeans?
A bit cheesy but it grates on me
How she walked on by without saying a thing
I chased her down, say it's nice to meet
She screams, then begins tasing me
Bitch, I was just trying to say I'm keen
Sneaking up wasn't the smartest thing
Now I'm on the ground spazzing out, oh geez
Like I had an episode of epilepsy
People walk by and they laugh at me
Cause they just saw that entire scene
She dials police, tells them everything
Now they're coming downtown to arrest me
I try to explain to the deputy
But he handcuffs me, says this is the
Third time this week they've been called on me
I don't recall, I beg and plead
That I'm not a criminal, just a horny teen
My record is squeaky clean
He leans over and he says something
Like I have split personalities
Wake up, thank fuck, it was just dream
Subconsciously girls still hate me

I like girls
But they don't like me
Every time I try to speak
They just run away from me
I like girls, girls
But they don't like me
Every time I try to speak
They just run away from me
I like girls

Yo Jordan, I got a very similar story
This bitch said she's all for me
But she didn't know I was crazy
Cause I told her "baby I'm like slim shady"
You should be worried for safety
Cause today I'm feeling a bit rapey
I want you to catch these balls like Tom Brady
I'm so sorry but what was your name again lady?
So Katie, whoops sorry again, that's right Tracey
So Tracy, lately my mind has been a bit wavy
What can you do to satisfy me?
Do you wanna see my dick in 3D?
Or lay in bed with me and smoke some trees?
She said to me "fuck you, you're insane I'm calling the deputy"
Jordan turns out Tracey is the same girl that made that fucker hand cuff me
So fuck this bitch she just wants a nice guy that's fly
A guy who's not tryna get up inbetween her thighs
So maybe she wants a tough guy or a wise guy
Or quite possibly a bad guy
Oh fuck what the fucks happening to me
I'm young, dumb and full of fucking cum
I love sluts with the big bubble butt
That can flaunt it around me so they can make me nut
Oh what the fuck?
That dream was a bit extreme
I just want y'all to know my record is clean
But turns out Jordan and me just had a similar dream
But ironically girls just still hate me
Wooo
Now I gotta keep it going
Oh fuck

I like girls
But they don't like me
Every time I try to speak
They just run away from me
I like girls, girls
But they don't like me
Every time I try to speak
They just run away from me
I like girls
But they don't like me
Every time I try to speak
They just run away from me
I like girls, girls
But they don't like me
Every time I try to speak
They just run away from me
I like girls
And I love sluts



Credits
Writer(s): Aidan Whittington
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