We've Been Watching You

I mean, you don't even know how vast
Our fan community network is up here, Horse
We've got, like, clubs within clubs just dedicated to you!
We're just like a bunch of newborn baby birdtaurs
Hungry to devour your content!
Heh, heh heh, that's a little weird, but thank you?

We've been watching you
We've been binge-watching you
We are obsessing every day (This seems neurotic)

We are fangirling hard
Wrote fiction, made some art
We've shipped you every different way (But we're platonic)

My name is Mouthpiece
But you'd know me by my username
ComfortableDougGuy222 (That's when my birthday is)

These owl, geese, pheasant
Sparrow, duck, and kiwitaurs
Made so much merch outta you (We're in the fandom biz!)

So glad Horse made it
So sad that Rider is gone (Where'd that girl go?)
What went on inside of the Rift?
Who cares?
The herd's here for Herd Con! (What is Herd Con?)

We've been binge-watching you
And you're our favorite show that's on!

Well, this is overwhelming, isn't it?
I mean, who knew all this time that we were celebrities?
Oh, uh, to clarify, not all of you are celebrities
What are you saying?
I mean, maybe some of you are, like, not as popular as others
Well, I don't understand, Mouthpiece
You just said to me that we're the most popular--

Well, the Horse Force is for the Horse fans, of course
And the Ched Heads have the handsomest mugs
We're Hot Gosslings!
Team Durp!
Glendale's Pregnancy Hole Children!
And Dougligans are fans of the great Comfortable Doug

Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable, Comfortable, Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I think we get it, heh
Ya like Comfortable Doug, Mouthpiece! Ha ha
Now, what is the Wammawink fan club called? Hm?

Who, uh... Whe- whe... Where are the Wammawink fans, Mouthpiece?
Answer me, Mouthpiece
Mouthpiece!
Why don't you tell me, Mouthpiece?
You're hurting me
Oh yeah, she does that sometimes

The only thing those fan clubs can agree on
Is that Wammawink's
The worst



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Writer(s): Megan Nicole Dong
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